I LOVE PBS. I wanted to say that for the record. If it wasn't for PBS there would not be all those great jokes about PBS. My personal fav was a Simpsons: "If you donate now we will send you our famous tote bag with a picture on the front of our famous tote bag."
Oh PBS, you are like the social reject at the family reunion that no one can stand to talk to or even figure out what that cabbage/B.O. smell that wafts from you is. Some circulate rumors that you have a bowl of rotten milk under your bed just to preserve the odor. PBS you are the stray cat destined to be euthanized. Fund PBS. Sure, as much as I fund the "I'm scratching my nuts here" Foundation by scratching my...well, you feel what I am putting down here. Last and only good show I can recall was Seasame Street, which now I think would have been cuter if they had let Oscar cuss. Sure, bad for the kids and shit, but adorable. ("My fucking trashcan, you 2 dollar whores! Back the fuck up unless you want 13 inches of hariy green cock up your ass." See? ADORABLE.)
PBS is dedicated to promoting the arts and shit. Good Great What-the-fuck-ever. Artists are either nuts, or starving, and in that way they are much like hutterites and the great people of Iraq. OOOOH, Shouldn't have said that. One thing you don't want to do on the internet is piss off the hutterites and Iraqis. JK, those fuckers are so backwards with religion and misogyny and blowing up children they dont even know how to run computers. The Iraqis are pretty industrious though. HA HA! See what I did there?
In conclusion, I love free shit but think that reading is for fags, some o' dem ol' readin' fags. And there for do not support the arts, I do not support war, and I do not support bras. PBS is the guy in the bathroom at the ballgame that doesn't piss, just stands there watching you till finally you turn around and yell "You want to buy something or just browse, you creepy cock bag?!" but then you find out it was a cop and "cock bag" technically counts as assault so you get arrested and now they got a pic of you at all the main entrances, but they dont know that you know the beer garden guy and for some weed he sneaks you in the service entry. What the fuck was I talking about? PBS? That doesn't sound like it would make a good subject. Kinda boring and pointless, dont you think? Don't you?
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